Ban all right wing parties from being allowed to have offices anywhere in the Borough, including the Tory Party. Create a bylaw that makes it a specific offense to distribute any material of any description that supports right wing parties, including the Tory party, with pushing leaflets through people’s doors being jailable. Create a bylaw requiring every citizen to carry a supply of rotten eggs with it being compulsory to throw said eggs at every right wing lunatic encountered, including Tories.
And of course, it’s vital to improve public transport to the point where you don’t need to mortgage your soul every time you need to make a journey.
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